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Jessica almost had a heart attack when she learned that her surgeon had mistaken “D cup” for “O cup”
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When my daughter showed me her latest figure skating costume, I almost had a heart attack. “That is scandalous,” I said. “You’ll be showing off way too much to the audience.” “Silly daddy,” she said, “this
hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading
dreamingofmom: After months of spying on mom in the shower, I got too brave and cocky for my own good and decided to hide in the bathroom closet. I almost had a heart attack when I knocked over the broom, rendering mom suspicious as she came to investiga
xxcookievampiressxx: kitsunelenali: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. I almost had a heart attack. this is so triggering you should really tag this.
ginoattolino: cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu: -sharkbites: officialcrow: brah chill I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK Mitosis Moosetosis
youngryguy: I almost had a heart attack earlier today when I found out that Levi fucking Karter went to the same school as me, AT THE SAME TIME. He graduated last year or the year before though, I’m not sure. I have never heard anyone talking about
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REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle. my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
panicatthediscotheque: i was walking up the stairs to my dorm and i looked across the street for like a second and i almost had a heart attack because someone put a cardboard cut out of zack efron in their window it was one of the scariest moments of
thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?
tredlocity: I thought it was an official account and almost had a heart attack.
glamourweaver: blogquantumreality: ayalaatreides: gahdamnpunk: Some journalists really need to be fired Oh thank goodness, I almost had a heart attack. During a talk at Oxford Union, according to the Daily Mail, McKellen applauded victims for coming
cumgremlin: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?
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venuslova1: speedygonzalez2:SSBBW WALKING almost had a heart attack
the-doctor-and-his-companions: portentouscatastrophe: xxcookievampiressxx: kitsunelenali: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. I almost had a heart attack. this is so
portentouscatastrophe: xxcookievampiressxx: kitsunelenali: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. I almost had a heart attack. this is so triggering you should really tag
plastikitty: MegaHobby Expo Spring 2013: MegaHouse’s Raidou Kuzunoha Ah, okay. Now that is out of my system, let’s talk about Radiou. My perfect, perfect Radiou. I almost had a heart attack when MegaHouse announced him, and this sculpt is better
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tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
omfg when I got home I logged into my rp blog on accident which has 126 followers compared to my 654 on here and I almost had a heart attack
ganjabeauty: -sharkbites: officialcrow: brah chill I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE
onlytaboosex: dreamingofmom: After months of spying on mom in the shower, I got too brave and cocky for my own good and decided to hide in the bathroom closet. I almost had a heart attack when I knocked over the broom, rendering mom suspicious as she
Naya was incredible in “At the Devil’s Door”. Everyone at the premiere almost had a heart attack though. I can’t remember the last time I jumped so much watching a horror flick lol
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pizzaforpresident: I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE
yes-wellhellothere-things:i was walking up the stairs to my dorm and i looked across the street for like a second and i almost had a heart attack because someone put a cardboard cut out of zack efron in their window it was one of the scariest moments
My landlord thought it’d be funny to tape eviction notices on everyone’s door for April Fools. I almost had a heart attack when I got home today.
gabe-hawthorne: annabellebanks: My landlord thought it’d be funny to tape eviction notices on everyone’s door for April Fools. I almost had a heart attack when I got home today. Ouch. I’m surprised he hasn’t been sued for damages after giving
hannahia: annabellebanks: My landlord thought it’d be funny to tape eviction notices on everyone’s door for April Fools. I almost had a heart attack when I got home today. I hope mine doesn’t have the same idea. For the sake of your health,
hannahia: annabellebanks: hannahia: annabellebanks: My landlord thought it’d be funny to tape eviction notices on everyone’s door for April Fools. I almost had a heart attack when I got home today. I hope mine doesn’t have the same idea. For
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kimkeybutt: dubuholic-robotronic: #oh god i thought that is a wedding ring on key’s finger lol I almost had a heart attack…but. WAIT. WHAT IF IT IS A COUPLE’S RING?!?!
ganjabeauty: -sharkbites: officialcrow: brah chill I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE Holy shit for a second I thought Sleipnir was real
GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN
trebled-negrita-princess: getlostinmymelanin: ebuzi: crime-she-typed: cadosanctus: meechonmars: Is That….?!?? Dude when he raised his head I almost had a heart attack We all almost died 😳 You got me! Bruh Holy shit
young-ned: our-unseen-ghost: archetype-of-a-fangirl: chewbeccaaa: Now that’s a 3D gif I literally cringed Oh god I almost had a heart attack oh shit i nearly fell out of my chair
thunderjellyfish:Or: that time Cas came back to the Bunker from the grocery store and almost had a heart attack.
dejaslay: fredexmain: wethotamerican: crime-she-typed: cadosanctus: meechonmars: Is That….?!?? Dude when he raised his head I almost had a heart attack We all almost died 😳 Lmaooo but he so fine to me Maaaaaaaaaan! lmao I love him
oregon-to-virginia2853miles: barkisawrusawr: iflywithhedwig: elliecore: Thats what i thought omfg almost had a heart attack my heart… stopped for three seconds till i read it.